The Fabulous Kane Sisters in Box Office Poison Returns!
Oscar E Moore from the rear mezzanine for Talk Entertainment.com
The Fabulous Kane Sisters is a fun filled laugh fest that will once again be performed by the fabulous duo, Lana and Nova, at The Barrow Street Theater – September 4th through 13th. Please check www.fringenyc-encoreseries.com to purchase tickets. And check out their fabulous web site www.thefabulouskanesisters.com and read my entire rave review. The infamous twin sisters, Lana and Nova, have become so popular that it is extremely difficult to snag an interview with them. But I persevered and was indeed fortunate to have the more outspoken Lana answer my queries…
My sister Nova regrets she was unable to do this interview with me today. She’s having her weekly colonoscopy.
OEM: Who or what was your greatest influence?
Lana: Johnny Walker
OEM: Greatest fear?
Lana: Losing my sister… she wanders away a lot.
OEM: Greatest wish?
Lana: To meet that ice cream entrepreneur, Mr. Softee … I think I could help him.
OEM: Greatest insecurity?
Lana: My body…. I don’t want to set an unattainable standard for young girls.
OEM: What was your favorite children’s story?
Lana: Valley of the Dolls
OEM: If you could change anything about yourself what would that be?
Lana: You’ve met me, Oscar, so you know what a silly question that is.
OEM: In a word define Success
Lana: Applause
OEM: In a word define Happiness
Lana: Men
OEM: What was your worst audition? For whom? For what? Did you get the part?
Lana: The audition was for film of Cleopatra. I was auditioning for Cecil B. DeMille. The role was Cleopatra … the queen of denial. I didn’t get it. They gave the role to that hunchback, Claudette Colbert because she was willing to show here tits. I did however get to play Cleopatra a couple of years later in “You Bet Your Asp – An All Egyptian Review”
OEM: What was your biggest break?
Lana: A hairline fracture
OEM: Ultimate destination?
Lana: Uranus
OEM: Favorite food?
Lana: Beefcake
OEM: Lucky number?
Lana: 69
OEM: Lucky day?
Lana: Every morning that I wake up
OEM: Lucky charm?
Lana: My rhinestone studded handcuffs
OEM: What was the first show you ever saw?
Lana: My father getting out of the bathtub – he didn’t realize I was in the hall.
OEM: If you had a billion dollars what would you do with it?
Lana: I’d buy jewelry, wouldn’t you?
OEM: What’s the one question you are really tired being asked?
Lana: How do people tell you and your sister Nova apart?
Thank you Lana. Hope Nova feels better.
Photo credit: Robert Irwin
08-28-08
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c.ro1
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I wish the Kane Sisters would bring their tour to dreary Los Angeles. This town needs some spicing up.
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